S02E13 · SCENE 21/20 · 19:29
The Secret · Office bullpen
Michael's closing monologue

Michael reflects on keeping secrets and compares himself to a movie character.

19:29→20:39
in the episode · 1m 10s · S02E13

What happens

19:29–20:39

Michael gives a talking head about how keeping secrets leads to trouble. He compares his situation to a Cinemax movie about a call girl named Shyla, saying he doesn't want to live like that.

WhereOffice bullpen
DriverMichael
Positiontag · aftermath
ThreadJim's secret crush

Key lines

from this scene
19:34

‫I'm done, that's it. I'm out.

19:41

‫- Ready? ‫- Yeah.

20:29

‫I don't wanna be Shyla, ‫I like being Michael Scott.

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monologue

Beats

19:50Michael talks about secrets and trouble
20:11Michael compares himself to a call girl

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19:29–20:39
A · Jim's secret crush
B · Oscar investigation
C · Spring cleaning chaos

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Michael Becomes Jim - The Office US · The Office
Michael is a Terrible Secret Keeper - The Office US · The Office
The Office | Every Cold Open (Season 2 Part 1) · Peacock

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