S03E08 · SCENE 11/23 · 11:55
The Merger · Conference room
Michael's Orientation Video 'Lazy Scranton'

Michael leads everyone to the conference room for the merger breakfast. He stops Meredith from drinking champagne and tells Kelly not to eat snacks. Michael plays his video 'Lazy Scranton', featuring him and Dwight rapping. Jim compares it to 'The Scranton Witch Project'. Michael thinks it's an A++.

11:55→14:52
in the episode · 2m 57s · S03E08
Michael's Orientation Video 'Lazy Scranton'

What happens

11:55–14:52

Michael leads everyone to the conference room for the merger breakfast. He stops Meredith from drinking champagne and tells Kelly not to eat snacks. Michael plays his video 'Lazy Scranton', featuring him and Dwight rapping. Jim compares it to 'The Scranton Witch Project'. Michael thinks it's an A++.

WhereConference room
DriverMichael Scott
Positionact2 · setup
ThreadMichael's Orientation Fiasco

Key lines

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12:07

‫For... drum roll, please

12:22

‫- Hey, champagne. ‫- No, no, guests only.

14:38

‫Totally unconvincing.

14:45

‫Not bad. But you are Italian, ‫so... try it more Italian.

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Beats

11:56Michael leads to conference room
13:35Michael plays 'Lazy Scranton'

Scene in the episode

11:55–14:52
A · Merger Day Chaos
B · Jim and Pam Reconnect
C · Dwight vs Andy Rivalry
D · Michael's Orientation Fiasco

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Michael Scott152 episodes · drives 1262 scenes
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Karen Filippelli39 episodes · drives 5 scenes
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Andy Bernard151 episodes · drives 333 scenes
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Martin NashWayne Wilderson5 episodes · drives 2 scenes

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