S03E09 · SCENE 16/18 · 13:21
The Convict · office_workplace
Prison Mike performance
Michael performs as Prison Mike to scare employees about prison life.
13:21→17:21
in the episode · 4m 00s · S03E09

What happens
13:21–17:21Michael dresses as Prison Mike and gives a dramatic speech about the horrors of prison, including threats, gruel, and dementors. He singles out Ryan as the belle of the ball. Andy plays along, and Martin comments it didn't match his experience.
Key lines
from this scene14:30"but I am here to scare you straight."
15:08"and be with your friends, having fun in the office."
16:43"You got a good life... a good life..."
17:17but it didn't remind me of my time in prison.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologuerapid back and forth
Beats
14:11Prison Mike introduction
15:53Dementors mentioned
Scene in the episode
13:21–17:21Clips from this episode
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Who's in it
MS
Michael Scott152 episodes · drives 1262 scenes
DS
Dwight Schrute184 episodes · drives 491 scenes
AB
Andy Bernard151 episodes · drives 333 scenes
RH
Ryan Howard166 episodes · drives 46 scenes
AM
Angela Martin184 episodes · drives 78 scenes
MN
Martin NashWayne Wilderson5 episodes · drives 2 scenes
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