S04E07 · SCENE 12/21 · 12:33
Money (1) · Dunder Mifflin office
Michael's private confessions

Michael admits he wishes he went on Ryan's retreat and reveals personal secrets.

12:33→13:07
in the episode · 0m 34s · S04E07
Michael's private confessions

What happens

12:33–13:07

Michael talks to himself in the office, admitting he wanted to go on Ryan's retreat. He reveals Jan has plastic boobs and he has hemorrhoids.

WhereDunder Mifflin office
DriverMichael
Positionact2 · reveal
ThreadMichael's wilderness survival

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from this scene
12:45

I love it. I'm loving it.

12:49

I can literally say anything I want. No one is going to hear me.

13:01

I have hemorrhoids.

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secret exposed0.8
awkward0.7
sad0.3
humiliation0.2
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12:33–13:07
A · Michael's wilderness survival
B · Jim's birthday party fiasco
C · Dwight's hidden support

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