S04E07 · SCENE 12/21 · 12:33
Money (1) · Dunder Mifflin office
Michael's private confessions
Michael admits he wishes he went on Ryan's retreat and reveals personal secrets.
12:33→13:07
in the episode · 0m 34s · S04E07

What happens
12:33–13:07Michael talks to himself in the office, admitting he wanted to go on Ryan's retreat. He reveals Jan has plastic boobs and he has hemorrhoids.
Key lines
from this scene12:45I love it. I'm loving it.
12:49I can literally say anything I want. No one is going to hear me.
13:01I have hemorrhoids.
Scene DNA
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