S04E09 · SCENE 9/13 · 13:12
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Dwight returns with date

Dwight returns with his date, leading to a heated argument between Michael and Jan about vasectomies.

13:12→15:29
in the episode · 2m 17s · S04E09

What happens

13:12–15:29

Dwight returns with his date, and Michael and Jan argue about vasectomies and having children. Jan reveals she hates her life.

WhereMichael's Condo
DriverMichael
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadMichael's Dinner Party

Key lines

from this scene
14:49

I did! Okay You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!

15:07

If you want to have kids, then fine, you win. Let's have a (BLEEP) kid!

15:13

Do you mean it? You want to have a kid?

15:20

So, can we come in?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
escalation0.9
angry0.8
sad0.2
humiliation0.1
argument

Beats

13:53Dwight arrives with his date
14:49Michael and Jan argue about vasectomies

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13:12–15:29
A · Michael's Dinner Party
B · Dunder Mifflin Commercial

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Michael Scott152 episodes · drives 1262 scenes
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Angela Martin184 episodes · drives 78 scenes
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Jim Halpert184 episodes · drives 443 scenes
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Andy Bernard151 episodes · drives 333 scenes

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