Dwight's Perfect Crime Monologue · Business Trip

S05E08 · SCENE 20/19 · 23:35

Business Trip · Dunder Mifflin Office

Dwight's Perfect Crime Monologue

Dwight describes his perfect crime involving Tiffany's and a chandelier.

23:35→25:11

in the episode · 1m 36s · S05E08

What happens

23:35–25:11

Dwight delivers a monologue about his perfect crime, which involves stealing a chandelier from Tiffany's and escaping to Canada. The scene ends with him in Berlin.

WhereDunder Mifflin Office

DriverDwight

Positiontag · aftermath

ThreadToby's Return and Framing

Key lines

from this scene

23:40
And it doesn't look great. I know that.

23:44
And if you really hate it, I totally understand. It's just I love it.

23:59
You bought me a house!

24:22
Yeah, I really can't move him.

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obsession0.6

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Beats

24:27Dwight starts his monologue.

25:08Dwight ends his monologue.

Scene in the episode

23:35–25:11

A · Michael's Winnipeg Sales Trip

B · Andy and Oscar Bond

C · Jim and Pam's House

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D · Toby's Return and Framing

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