Michael's Roast Response · Prince Family Paper

S05E13 · SCENE 13/19 · 25:28

Prince Family Paper · Dunder Mifflin Office

Michael's Roast Response

Michael tries to respond to the roast but struggles.

25:28→30:20

in the episode · 4m 52s · S05E13

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What happens

25:28–30:20

Michael takes the stage to respond. He thanks everyone but gets flustered. He starts to jot down thoughts about his coworkers but is interrupted by a phone call.

WhereDunder Mifflin Office

DriverMichael

Positionact2 · escalation

ThreadMichael's Roast

Key lines

from this scene

27:35
You are the reason I live to forget.

27:47
No, no, friends only. Friends only!

28:30
You don't have any friends or any family or any land!

29:56
Nope. His name is Michael.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1

humiliation1.0

social rule violation1.0

escalation1.0

absurd1.0

chaotic1.0

monologuerapid back and forthargument

Beats

25:29Roast begins

30:43Andy performs song

Scene in the episode

25:28–30:20

A · Fire Drill Fallout

1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9 10 16 17

B · Michael's Roast

12 13 14 15 20

C · Pam's Parents

7 11 18

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