S05E16 · SCENE 2/11 · 02:04
Lecture Circuit (1) · Dunder Mifflin Scranton
Valentine's Day Ban

Michael complains about Valentine's Day decorations and singles out Jim and Pam for their romance. He declares a 'Lonely Hearts Convention' for single employees, excluding couples.

02:04→05:10
in the episode · 3m 06s · S05E16
Valentine's Day Ban

What happens

02:04–05:10

Michael complains about Valentine's Day decorations and singles out Jim and Pam for their romance. He declares a 'Lonely Hearts Convention' for single employees, excluding couples.

WhereDunder Mifflin Scranton
DriverMichael
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadMichael's Valentine's Day

Key lines

from this scene
02:42

So I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer.

02:52

"It's time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup too."

04:41

So, we may not have someone in our lives that we love, but we do have each other.

05:04

Also I can retract my penis up into itself.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
petty grievance0.7
awkward0.6
absurd0.4
social rule violation0.3
monologuecoined phrase

Beats

02:05Michael complains about Valentine's decorations
04:34Michael invites singles to a convention

Scene in the episode

02:04–05:10
A · Michael's Valentine's Day
B · Office Party Planning
C · Andy's Client Romance

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MS
Michael Scott152 episodes · drives 1262 scenes
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Jim Halpert184 episodes · drives 443 scenes
PB
Pam Beesly184 episodes · drives 289 scenes
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KM
Kevin Malone184 episodes · drives 56 scenes
AM
Angela Martin184 episodes · drives 78 scenes
PL
Phyllis Lapin17 episodes · drives 15 scenes
OM
Oscar Martinez173 episodes · drives 47 scenes
KK
Kelly Kapoor159 episodes · drives 26 scenes
AB
Andy Bernard151 episodes · drives 333 scenes
CB
Creed Bratton184 episodes · drives 9 scenes
SH
Stanley Hudson184 episodes · drives 16 scenes
MP
Meredith Palmer183 episodes · drives 6 scenes

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