S06E13 · SCENE 9/19 · 09:19
Secret Santa · Office
Michael Reads Medical Conditions

Michael reads aloud submitted medical conditions.

09:19→10:32
in the episode · 1m 13s · S06E13

What happens

09:19–10:32

Michael reads aloud submitted medical conditions, leading to inappropriate jokes.

WhereOffice
DriverMichael
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadMichael's Santa Rivalry

Key lines

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09:28

Does that include "that's what she said"?

09:40

Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so. . .

10:15

Just come on, you guys, let's do it.

10:28

And l don't want to tell the truth.

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humiliation1.0
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09:03Inverted penis discussion

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09:19–10:32
A · Michael's Santa Rivalry
B · Jim and Dwight's Party
C · Oscar's Secret Crush
D · Andy's Secret Santa

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