S07E02 · SCENE 7/21 · 08:51
Counseling · Conference room
Michael's Fake Stories

Michael tells ridiculous stories about his past to waste time.

08:51→09:20
in the episode · 0m 29s · S07E02
Michael's Fake Stories

What happens

08:51–09:20

Michael tells Toby about being probed by ALF. Toby listens patiently as Michael makes up absurd tales.

WhereConference room
DriverMichael
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadMichael's counseling

Key lines

from this scene
09:01

‫- Toby, can I really tell you anything? ‫- Of course

09:05

‫Well, the other night, I was sitting ‫at the table, eating my penis...

09:13

‫That was weird, that's weird ‫I think it all stems ‫from the fact that I was...

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
lie1.0
absurd1.0
awkward1.0
monologue

Beats

09:16Michael claims he was probed by ALF

Scene in the episode

08:51–09:20
A · Michael's counseling
B · Pam's promotion scam
C · Dwight's mall revenge

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Michael Scott152 episodes · drives 1262 scenes
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Toby Flenderson147 episodes · drives 23 scenes

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