S07E04 · SCENE 2/23 · 02:07
Sex Ed · Office bullpen
Michael's Fake Mustache

Michael arrives with a fake mustache to hide a blemish, which the office identifies as a cold sore.

02:07→03:50
in the episode · 1m 43s · S07E04

What happens

02:07–03:50

Michael wears a fake mustache to hide a pimple. The mustache falls into his coffee. Phyllis says it's a cold sore, and Meredith reveals she has genital herpes. Pam says the train of thought line.

WhereOffice bullpen
DriverMichael
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadMichael's Herpes Panic

Key lines

from this scene
02:30

‫He loves other things as well

02:56

‫before it derails and destroys ‫the entire town

03:08

‫I don't even have a cold ‫I don't know how I got it ‫- I know how you got it ‫- How?

03:39

‫Michael, you're at least forty-six ‫Why at least? If you're guessing forty-six ‫just say forty-six

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
misunderstanding1.0
secret exposed1.0
humiliation1.0
awkward1.0
absurd1.0
rapid back and forth

Beats

02:14Michael wears fake mustache
03:21Meredith reveals herpes

Scene in the episode

02:07–03:50
A · Michael's Herpes Panic
B · Andy's Sex Ed Class
C · Andy's Heartbreak

Who's in it

MS
Michael Scott152 episodes · drives 1262 scenes
EH
Erin Hannon98 episodes · drives 66 scenes
PL
Phyllis Lapin17 episodes · drives 15 scenes
MP
Meredith Palmer183 episodes · drives 6 scenes
PB
Pam Beesly184 episodes · drives 289 scenes
DS
Dwight Schrute184 episodes · drives 491 scenes

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