S07E07 · SCENE 1/15 · 00:00
Christening · Dunder Mifflin Office
Michael's Germ Safety Meeting

Michael gives a presentation on office hygiene and the vampire cough.

00:00→02:04
in the episode · 2m 04s · S07E07
Michael's Germ Safety Meeting

What happens

00:00–02:04

Michael explains how to avoid germs using the vampire cough technique. Dwight argues that exposure to germs strengthens the immune system.

WhereDunder Mifflin Office
DriverMichael
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadMichael's Mexico Mission

Key lines

from this scene
00:29

‫Oh, no, it's just that if a vampire had ‫to cough, he would do it like this

01:21

‫Yes, I would welcome it

01:31

‫enabling your immune ‫system to develop antibodies

01:36

‫I don't know why everyone doesn't do this ‫Maybe they have something ‫against living forever

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Scene DNA

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social rule violation1.0
absurd1.0
deadpan1.0
monologue

Beats

00:08Michael introduces the vampire cough.
01:21Dwight welcomes being sneezed on.

Scene in the episode

00:00–02:04
A · Michael's Mexico Mission
B · Cece's Christening Chaos
C · Toby's Church Struggle
D · Dwight's Printer Sales

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Michael Scott152 episodes · drives 1262 scenes
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Dwight Schrute184 episodes · drives 491 scenes
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Jim Halpert184 episodes · drives 443 scenes
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Ryan Howard166 episodes · drives 46 scenes
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Angela Martin184 episodes · drives 78 scenes
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Kevin Malone184 episodes · drives 56 scenes
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Toby Flenderson147 episodes · drives 23 scenes
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Andy Bernard151 episodes · drives 333 scenes
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Erin Hannon98 episodes · drives 66 scenes
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Darryl Philbin119 episodes · drives 61 scenes

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