Dwight signs Taliban contract · Roy's Wedding

S09E02 · SCENE 13/19 · 10:48

Dwight signs Taliban contract

Nellie makes Dwight sign a contract to live by Taliban rules.

10:48→11:12

in the episode · 0m 24s · S09E02

What happens

10:48–11:12

Nellie challenges Dwight to live by Taliban law after he chose the Taliban. She steals his pen and dares him to cut off her hand, leading to a standoff.

WhereOffice bullpen

DriverNellie

Positionact2 · escalation

ThreadTaliban Charity Standoff

Key lines

from this scene

10:49
You support the Taliban abroad, so I assume you're willing to live by their rules here.

10:56
Will you join me then in a pledge to live by Taliban law in this office?

11:05
Absolutely, I will.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1

absurd0.7

scheme0.6

escalation0.4

tense0.3

argumentrapid back and forth

Beats

11:13Dwight signs contract in ridiculous font

12:09Dwight sharpens cleaver

Scene in the episode

10:48–11:12

A · Chore Wheel Fun

B · Roy's Wedding Surprise

2 5 7 11 12 15 18 20 21 23

C · Taliban Charity Standoff

3 6 13

D · Fake News Audition

8 14 16 17 19

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