Burns hires lawyers · Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

S03E24 · SCENE 3/22 · 00:59

Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? · Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

Burns hires lawyers

Burns consults lawyers to avoid a lawsuit from Homer.

00:59→01:28

in the episode · 0m 29s · S03E24

What happens

00:59–01:28

Burns meets with his legal team to discuss Homer's sterility. He rants about lawyers and decides to offer a cash settlement. The lawyers suggest a small bribe.

WhereSpringfield Nuclear Power Plant

DriverMr. Burns

Positionact1 · escalation

ThreadBurns' cover-up scheme

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01:05
D'oh! [ Screams ]

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weights 0–1

tense0.7

scheme0.6

angry0.3

betrayal0.2

negotiation0.2

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Beats

02:05Burns sees sperm sample

02:33Burns rants at lawyers

Scene in the episode

00:59–01:28

A · Homer's couch and chair

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B · Herb's return and invention

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C · Burns' cover-up scheme

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