S08E25 · EP
season 8 ·
The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
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Episode DNA

24 scenes · 2 threads
absurd 13%tense 11%triumphant 7%cheerful 7%humiliation 6%humiliating 5%escalation 4%sad 4%avoidance 4%chaotic 4%

Story threads over runtime

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0:005:0010:0015:0020:00
A · Bart's military school punishment
B · Lisa's boot camp challenge
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Every scene

24 scenes · our breakdown
1 · Simpson living room · cold_openCouch gag and intro

The Simpsons family crashes into the couch during the opening credits.

00:03–00:29lie
2 · Crime Museum · act1Field trip to crime museum

Bart and Lisa go on a field trip to a crime museum with their class.

00:29–02:11social_rule_violation
3 · Springfield Elementary classroom · act1Boredom in classroom

Lisa complains about lack of challenge while Miss Hoover shows outdated films.

02:11–02:37petty_grievance
4 · Communications Room · act1Bart creates sonic boom

Bart uses a police radio megaphone to cause a loud sonic boom.

02:37–04:34escalation · violence
5 · Simpson living room · act1Punishment discussion

Chief Wiggum suggests military school for Bart after the sonic boom.

04:34–06:11deal · threat
6 · Car · act1Bart tricked into military school

Homer and Marge trick Bart into thinking they are going to Disneyland.

06:11–06:50lie
7 · Military Academy · act1Bart enrolls at military school

Bart is enrolled at the military academy and meets the strict cadets.

06:50–08:18humiliation
8 · Military Academy office · act1Lisa decides to stay

Lisa decides to stay at military school, surprising everyone.

08:18–09:20social_rule_violation
9 · Military Academy barracks · act1Lisa meets the cadets

Lisa is introduced to the male cadets who are hostile to her presence.

09:20–10:11rivalry
10 · Military Academy grounds · act1Hazing and push-ups

The cadets haze Lisa with push-ups in the mud.

10:11–10:26humiliation
11 · Military Academy grounds · act1Bart accepted by cadets

Bart is accepted by the cadets after passing a test.

10:26–11:22rivalry
12 · Military Academy shooting range · act2Gun training session

Bart excels at shooting but Homer struggles with a gun.

11:22–11:43violence
13 · Military Academy phone booth · act2Phone call home

Bart calls home but gets stuck talking to Grampa.

11:43–14:09avoidance
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14 · Military Academy barracks · act2Lisa listens to tape

Lisa tries to share a cassette from home with Bart, but he rejects her.

14:09–14:22avoidance · betrayal
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15 · Military Academy barracks · act2Lisa listens alone

Lisa listens to her mother's song alone and feels homesick.

14:22–15:10obsession
16 · Military Academy barracks · act2Bart reconciles with Lisa

Bart apologizes to Lisa and promises to support her secretly.

15:10–16:54confession
17 · Military Academy grounds · act2The Eliminator challenge

The commander announces the Eliminator challenge for all cadets.

16:54–17:10threat
18 · Military Academy grounds · act2Bart sneaks out at night

Bart sneaks out to meet Lisa at the Eliminator and they encounter a cadet.

17:10–18:24pursuit · avoidance
19 · Military Academy grounds · act2Eliminator begins

The Eliminator challenge starts with Bart crossing first.

18:24–19:02escalation
20 · Military Academy grounds · act2Lisa struggles on rope

Lisa struggles to cross the Eliminator while cadets taunt her.

19:02–19:16humiliation
21 · Military Academy grounds · act2Lisa completes challenge

Bart encourages Lisa to finish the Eliminator successfully.

19:16–20:05escalation
22 · Military Academy · act3Graduation ceremony

The cadets graduate with a speech about future wars.

20:05–21:47deal
23 · Military Academy · act3Family reunion at school

Homer and Marge pick up the kids and give Lisa a medal.

21:47–21:58deal
24 · Disneyland · tagEnd credits

The episode ends with the family at Disneyland and credits.

21:58–22:48coincidence
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