Springfield's health fair reveals the town is in terrible shape, especially the young boys.

Homer misunderstands the doctor's instructions during a hearing test.

Homer and others laugh at the concept of serious injuries.

Homer struggles to do a single sit-up during a fitness test.

A news report recommends peewee football for overweight boys.

Bart worries about getting hurt playing football.

Homer misunderstands Bart's request for protective gear.

Milhouse tries on the athletic cup with Homer's encouragement.

Coach Flanders assigns positions to the team.

Lisa considers joining football but declines after learning balls are synthetic.

Homer insults Flanders' coaching and hat.

The Wildcats play their first game with mixed results.

Bart gets hurt during a play and is carried off.

Homer calls Sandy Koufax to complain about Flanders.

Homer volunteers to coach after insulting Flanders.

Homer pushes Bart hard during practice.

Homer remembers his father's harsh treatment during sports.

Homer decides to be kinder to Bart and meaner to his own father.

Homer cuts most players and makes Bart starting quarterback.

Bart fails at quarterback but Homer praises him.

The team blames Bart for ruining their season.

Joe Namath gives Bart vague advice before leaving.

Bart lies about being hit by cars to avoid playing.

Bart quits the football team, and Homer quits his job.