S09E07 · SCENE 2/21 · 00:29
The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons · Springfield town square
Bachelor auction fundraiser

A bachelor auction to raise money for a fire engine fails until Apu is pushed on stage.

00:29→01:07
in the episode · 0m 38s · S09E07

What happens

00:29–01:07

Kent Brockman announces a bachelor auction to raise money for a fire engine. Barney and Moe are offered but get no bids. Apu is pushed on stage and describes himself, winning bids from women.

WhereSpringfield town square
DriverApu Nahasapeemapetilon
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadApu's bachelor freedom

Key lines

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00:44

Lazy bums. Yeah. Why don't we buy 'em mink stoles while we're at it?

00:50

And now let's hear it for our celebrity auctioneer- Krusty!

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
cheerful0.5
escalation0.3
awkward0.3
humiliation0.2
rapid back and forth

Beats

01:28Barney gets no bids
01:52Apu wins auction

Scene in the episode

00:29–01:07
A · Apu's bachelor freedom
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B · Apu's marriage lie
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C · Wedding preparations
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The Simpsons - Date Auction · Guy Incognito
← Scene 1Couch gag and introScene 3 →Apu's successful dates

Who's in it

KB
Kent Brockman46 episodes · drives 49 scenes
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BG
Barney Gumble39 episodes · drives 23 scenes
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Moe Szyslak67 episodes · drives 155 scenes
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AN
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon33 episodes · drives 62 scenes
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Kt
Krusty the Clown64 episodes · drives 180 scenes
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