S11E09 · SCENE 4/19 · 03:44
Grift of the Magi · Springfield Elementary auditorium
Ramp bill and school closure news

Skinner receives a bill for the ramps and announces the school will close due to lack of funds.

03:44→07:04
in the episode · 3m 20s · S11E09

What happens

03:44–07:04

Skinner sees a $200,000 bill for the ramps, made of breadsticks and shellac. He announces the school is closed forever. Parents cheer the news.

WhereSpringfield Elementary auditorium
DriverSkinner
Positionact1 · complication
ThreadSchool closure and Burns funding

Key lines

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04:40

Be that as it may Get your hand off my car.

05:19

Well, at least we're prepared for the new millennium.

05:35

I don't get mad. I get stabby.

06:12

-Where are the refreshments? -Now, you keep asking me that and I keep telling you "over there."

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Scene DNA

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petty grievance1.0
escalation1.0
angry1.0
absurd1.0

Beats

05:50School announced closed forever

Scene in the episode

03:44–07:04
A · Funzo toy's sinister rise
B · School closure and Burns funding
C · Gary Coleman Christmas redemption

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