S13E03 · SCENE 11/24 · 07:57
Homer the Moe · Swigmore University
Professor Frink's bar advice

Moe confides in Professor Frink, who tells him to beautify his bar.

07:57→10:16
in the episode · 2m 19s · S13E03

What happens

07:57–10:16

Moe tells Professor Frink he is burned out. Frink asks him to describe the bar and Moe calls it a crap-hole. Frink advises beautifying the bar for a better soul.

WhereSwigmore University
DriverMoe
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadMoe's bar makeover

Key lines

from this scene
09:20

I'm a-singing what I'm thinking Hey, look at that dog...

09:27

Teen vandals smashing the bar! Moe's gonna kill me!

09:43

Sheesh! Moe wrecking Moe's bar?

10:10

Sorry. He seems nice.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
confession0.4
awkward0.4
deadpan0.4
monologuerapid back and forth

Beats

08:15Moe describes his bar as a crap-hole

Scene in the episode

07:57–10:16
A · Moe's bar makeover
B · Homer's garage bar
C · Bart's hole digging

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Moe Szyslak67 episodes · drives 155 scenes

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