S14E05 · SCENE 15/23 · 13:32
Helter Shelter · 1895 house parlor
Telegram and Lisa's marriage plan

Lisa receives a telegram about a wealthy husband and reads a boring period tale.

13:32→14:17
in the episode · 0m 45s · S14E05

What happens

13:32–14:17

Lisa gets a telegram about Haywood U. Cuddlemee and Homer reacts. Bart and Lisa take cod liver oil and discuss marriage. The family tries a different channel.

Where1895 house parlor
DriverLisa
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadThe 1895 Challenge reality show

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13:39

Big guy in the back, Haywood U. Cuddlemee? Hey... Oh.

13:46

I'm gonna drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific. Stop.

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A · Homer's skybox hockey mishap
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B · Simpsons termite infestation and hotel search
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C · The 1895 Challenge reality show
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