Homer Hires Dexter Colt · The Dad Who Knew Too Little

S14E08 · SCENE 6/15 · 07:43

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Homer Hires Dexter Colt

Homer meets and hires private investigator Dexter Colt.

07:43→09:44

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What happens

07:43–09:44

Homer meets Dexter Colt at a bar and hires him to investigate Lisa for $50 a day plus expenses.

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07:46
Yeah, at least you ain't aging six years for every one because of your cow heart.

07:57
Ah. Well, whenever I gotta know something about a broad, I use this guy.

08:12
Turns out I have severe schizophrenia.

08:20
Can I get this beer to go? Sure.

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Beats

09:45Homer's meeting with Dexter Colt

Scene in the episode

07:43–09:44

A · Homer's Insensitive Gift and Investigation

B · Lisa's Reaction and Family Tension

C · Dexter Colt's Deception and Consequences

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