Nelson protects Bart · The Haw-Hawed Couple

S18E08 · SCENE 11/22 · 07:05

The Haw-Hawed Couple · Springfield Elementary

Nelson protects Bart

Nelson threatens other bullies to leave Bart alone.

07:05→08:15

in the episode · 1m 10s · S18E08

What happens

07:05–08:15

Nelson declares Bart his best friend and warns other kids not to pick on him. The bullies agree and go to pick on toddlers instead. Nelson's protection makes Bart popular.

WhereSpringfield Elementary

DriverNelson

Positionact1 · escalation

ThreadBart and Nelson's friendship

Key lines

from this scene

07:36
Dude You made me get water on my cheek.

07:44
Bart is my best friend now, which means no one picks on him ever again.

08:12
Yeah, we'll jump 'em while they're napping.

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Beats

07:44Nelson declares protection

08:08Bullies go to preschool

Scene in the episode

07:05–08:15

A · Bart and Nelson's friendship

1 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 14 17 18 19 21 22 24

B · Homer reads to Lisa

13 15 16 20 23

C · Marge and Homer's ruse

Clips from this episode

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← Scene 10Bart and Nelson bond Scene 12 →Homer anticipates sex

Who's in it

Nelson Muntz55 episodes · drives 40 scenes

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Bart Simpson282 episodes · drives 1371 scenes

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No one picks on him

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