A narrator speaks about the episode's mystery, then Homer sneaks to the bathroom singing.

Homer tries to fist-bump the new security guard Wayne, who rebuffs the greeting.

Homer invites Wayne out for a beer, and Wayne reluctantly agrees to one drink.

Wayne reluctantly agrees to have one beer with Homer at the bar.

Homer and Wayne share a moment at the bar, and Homer clumsily tries a bathroom exit.

A robber demands cash at the bar, and Wayne subdues him while Homer watches.

Wayne is praised as a hero, and Homer asks how he learned his fighting skills.

Moe tells Homer he started drinking orange juice with pulp.

A news segment praises Wayne as a quiet hero, and the plant gives him a safety hat.

Wayne attacks Mr. Burns and gets fired, then Homer offers him a place to stay.

Wayne jokes about nightmares while Homer compares them to his own dreams.

Wayne interrogates Lisa and Bart to learn about the family, while Marge objects.

Wayne gives Homer a driving lesson, teaching him evasive maneuvers.

Wayne intervenes when schoolkids demand lunch money and pizza pockets.

Wayne says he can't live in the real world and then mocks the surface world.

Homer watches silly videos and notes celebrity news on his computer.

Ukrainian gangsters watch a news report and vow to kill Wayne.

Ukrainian gangsters search for Wayne, then kidnap Homer and force him into a car.

The gangsters send a video demanding Wayne's surrender while Homer is tied up.

Marge finds gangster Viktor hiding under the bed and vows to get Homer back.

Wayne storms the mob hideout and rescues Homer, who has been frozen in the cold.

Wayne says goodbye to Homer and Marge, then departs on a train.

A tag sequence ends the episode with a contest and a Korean song.