S23E09 · SCENE 10/18 · 05:22
Holidays of Future Passed · Simpson house
Online profile and future sex

A dating-site style exchange and an odd gag about future sex end with a message about a family reunion.

05:22→06:11
in the episode · 0m 49s · S23E09

What happens

05:22–06:11

A profile gag ends with a stranger shouting at a reader. Marge and Homer exchange an awkward 'future sex' gag. A B-mail arrives announcing the family is coming home for Christmas.

WhereSimpson house
DriverMarge Simpson
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadChristmas card photo family reunion

Key lines

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05:41

That's when the new penis gets here.

05:54

For once, the whole family's going to be here for the holidays!

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Scene DNA

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awkward1.0
rapid back and forth

Scene in the episode

05:22–06:11
A · Christmas card photo family reunion
B · Lisa and Marge mother-daughter rift
C · Bart and Homer father-son repair
D · Maggie's labor and birth

Clips from this episode

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Bart's Children | The Simpsons · JessieGaming
Christmas Card Photos! - The Simpsons - S23 EP9 · Simpsons Clips
The Simpsons: Future Ralph Wiggum + Clones death scene · G. T Entertainment

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Marge Simpson237 episodes · drives 977 scenes
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Homer Simpson371 episodes · drives 4177 scenes
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Maggie Simpson61 episodes · drives 14 scenes

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