S24E01 · SCENE 3/24 · 02:55
Moonshine River · Simpson house living room
Bart and Lisa's date talk

Bart and Lisa argue about relationships while Milhouse dances with Lisa.

02:55→04:43
in the episode · 1m 48s · S24E01

What happens

02:55–04:43

Bart asks Lisa if her date with Milhouse is serious. Lisa and Milhouse dance. Bart mocks them. Lisa retorts that Bart's relationships never last long.

WhereSimpson house living room
DriverBart Simpson
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadBart's quest for love

Key lines

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03:02

Well, if you two ever get serious and have a baby, it'll look something like this.

03:18

Oh, brother. Let's dance.

04:23

If the late, great Nora Ephron taught us anything, it's Oh! What's my other inflatable doll doing here?

04:33

I ain't here with no one.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
awkward0.6
rivalry0.5
humiliating0.4
humiliation0.3
petty grievance0.2
argumentrapid back and forth

Beats

03:25Bart yells 'Geek leak!' at Milhouse
04:09Lisa says Bart's relationships last about a week

Scene in the episode

02:55–04:43
A · Bart's quest for love
B · Homer's New York fears
C · Marge and Lisa seek culture

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Bart Simpson282 episodes · drives 1371 scenes
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Lisa Simpson246 episodes · drives 781 scenes
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Milhouse Van Houten89 episodes · drives 47 scenes

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