S03E03 · SCENE 12/18 · 12:32
The One With the Jam · Central Perk
Phoebe and Malcolm

Phoebe helps Malcolm

12:32→14:47
in the episode · 2m 15s · S03E03
Phoebe and Malcolm

What happens

12:32–14:47

Phoebe talks to Malcolm and helps him get over Ursula. Malcolm shows Phoebe his log and Madlibs. Phoebe is touched and they bond. Monica looks at sperm donor profiles and finds one that matches Joey's description.

WhereCentral Perk
DriverPhoebe
Positionact3 · resolution
ThreadPhoebe's Stalker

Key lines

from this scene
13:30

So, what were you thinking?

14:07

You mean there's more than one of us?

14:22 · ★ iconic

Crazy. What? Why? Why is this crazy?

14:42

Check it out. Jam crackers.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
obsession0.7
tender0.5
absurd0.5
misunderstanding0.3
monologue

Beats

12:33Malcolm shows Phoebe his log

Scene in the episode

12:32–14:47
A · Monica's Jam Plan
B · Chandler's Janice Problem
C · Phoebe's Stalker
D · Monica's Plan
E · Chandler's Problem
F · Monica's Baby Plan
G · Chandler's Cuddling Problem

Clips from this episode

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Includes this scene · Friends: Monica Looks For Sperm Donors (Season 3 Clip) | TBS · TBS
The Hug & Roll | Friends · Friends
Ross Explains The Hug And Roll | Friends | Max · HBO Max
Monica Makes Jam | Friends · Friends
Joey Breaks His Arm | Friends · Friends
Being Married to Monica Would Be BAD for Joey | Friends · Friends

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PB
Phoebe Buffay232 episodes · drives 425 scenes
MG
Monica Geller232 episodes · drives 572 scenes
JT
Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes

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