S03E03 · SCENE 17/18 · 18:34
The One With the Jam · Monica and Rachel's apartment
Joey's Sperm Donation

Joey's sperm donation fails

18:34→22:41
in the episode · 4m 07s · S03E03

What happens

18:34–22:41

Joey reveals that his sperm donation was not successful, and he's disappointed that no one wants his 'product'. Monica tries to comfort him, and they joke about his potential as a father.

WhereMonica and Rachel's apartment
DriverJoey
Positionact3 · payoff
ThreadMonica's Baby Plan

Key lines

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18:43 · ★ iconic

What is this, just a freakish coincidence, or did you know that she takes this train?

20:01 · ★ iconic

I don't know. I always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart, blond guys, name like...

20:09 · ★ iconic

Hoyt? It's a name. Yeah.

20:17 · ★ iconic

Yeah? Is he a swimmer? Ha.

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Scene DNA

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Beats

21:01Joey reveals his failure

Scene in the episode

18:34–22:41
A · Monica's Jam Plan
B · Chandler's Janice Problem
C · Phoebe's Stalker
D · Monica's Plan
E · Chandler's Problem
F · Monica's Baby Plan
G · Chandler's Cuddling Problem

Clips from this episode

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The Hug & Roll | Friends · Friends
Ross Explains The Hug And Roll | Friends | Max · HBO Max
Monica Makes Jam | Friends · Friends
Joey Breaks His Arm | Friends · Friends
Friends: Monica Looks For Sperm Donors (Season 3 Clip) | TBS · TBS
Being Married to Monica Would Be BAD for Joey | Friends · Friends

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Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes
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Monica Geller232 episodes · drives 572 scenes

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