S02E03 · SCENE 11/14 · 12:04
The Jacket · Jerry's apartment
Elaine Hates Ed

Elaine complains to Jerry about hating her houseguest Ed despite him being wonderful.

12:04→12:29
in the episode · 0m 25s · S02E03

What happens

12:04–12:29

Elaine vents to Jerry about Ed staying a week. She hates the situation, not him. She reveals she faked her period for five days to avoid intimacy and is sleeping on the bed edge. She has a detailed plan to get him to the airport via Rockaway Boulevard shortcut.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverElaine
Positionact2 · setup
ThreadEd Visits Elaine

Key lines

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12:05

Now, lookit, you guarantee me this car's gonna get me to the airport tomorrow, no problem?

12:25

JERRY: So did you have a nice week together?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
lie0.9
avoidance0.8
scheme0.7
petty grievance0.5
angry0.5
tense0.5
absurd0.4
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

12:53Elaine faked period five days
13:13Rockaway Boulevard shortcut

Scene in the episode

12:04–12:29
A · Busboy Fired
B · Ed Visits Elaine
C · Cat Lost Found

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