S02E03 · SCENE 12/14 · 12:29
The Jacket · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Airport
Jerry performs stand-up about the stress of driving to the airport versus flying.
12:29→14:29
in the episode · 2m 00s · S02E03
What happens
12:29–14:29Jerry jokes that driving to the airport is more nerve-wracking than flying because missing a flight has no alternatives. He imagines airlines using cannons to shoot passengers to destinations.
Key lines
from this scene13:58It's not a direct cannon. You have to change cannons after you land."
14:04ED: "Sir, where are you going, Chicago?
14:12Dallas, that's about Dallas. Texas, anyway. You should hit Texas. Ready?
14:16Get out of the net immediately because we shoot the luggage in right after you."
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
13:51Jerry cannon airline joke
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