S02E04 · SCENE 17/16 · 19:13
The Phone Message · Comedy Club
Stand-up: Women Control Life

Jerry jokes every woman controls his life yet he wants them all; asks about irony.

19:13→19:28
in the episode · 0m 15s · S02E04

What happens

19:13–19:28

Jerry performs stand-up about women having complete control over his life while he still desires them all. He questions if that's irony and wonders why he can't meet a Kennedy.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positionact3 · callback
ThreadIllegal Cable Scheme

Key lines

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19:14

JERRY: I'm not paying $400. I don't even want the thing.

19:18

JERRY: What are you gonna do?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
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obsession0.4
double standard0.3
cheerful0.2
monologue

Beats

19:35Complete control of my life
19:41Why can't I meet a Kennedy

Scene in the episode

19:13–19:28
A · Baby Shower Revenge
B · Illegal Cable Scheme
C · Jerry's Dating Karma

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Kramer Interrupts Elaine's Babyshower | The Babyshower | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Jerry Gets in Trouble Over Illegal Cable | Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards) · Scene City
Seinfeld - Jerry gets shot for stealing cable · XmXFLUXmX2
You'll Never Say That To Her Face - Seinfeld · B O

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