S02E04 · EP 9
season 2 · 1991-02-13
The Phone Message
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Episode DNA

16 scenes · 3 threads
petty grievance 8%deadpan 7%awkward 7%social rule violation 6%scheme 6%humiliation 6%angry 6%obsession 5%lie 5%deal 4%

Story threads over runtime

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A · Baby Shower Revenge
B · Illegal Cable Scheme
C · Jerry's Dating Karma
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Every scene

16 scenes · our breakdown
1 · Comedy Club · cold_openStand-up: Men vs Women TV

Jerry performs stand-up about how men hunt channels while women nest.

00:01–01:12social_rule_violation
2 · Monk's Cafe · act1George's Worst Date Story

George recounts Leslie pouring chocolate syrup on his shirt during performance art.

01:12–03:58petty_grievance · humiliation
3 · Monk's Cafe · act1George Plans Confrontation

George reveals he agreed to host Leslie's baby shower to confront her.

03:58–04:06scheme · petty_grievance
4 ▸ 04:06
4 · Monk's Cafe · act1Elaine Needs Shower Venue

Elaine asks to use Jerry's apartment for the baby shower while he's away.

04:06–05:43social_rule_violation · deal
5 · Jerry's apartment · act1Kramer Pushes Illegal Cable

Kramer convinces Jerry to let Russian cable guys install illegal hookup.

05:43–08:02scheme · deal
6 ▸ 08:02
6 · Jerry's apartment (dream) · act1Dream: FBI Raid

Jerry dreams FBI arrests him for illegal cable; Russian is undercover agent.

08:02–09:00betrayal · interrogation
9 · Car · act2Airport Pickup & Shirt Reveal

George picks up Jerry; they can't go to Jerry's due to shower; George wears red shirt.

09:37–09:54coincidence · pursuit
10 · Car · act2George's Confrontation Plan

George rehearses his angry speech to Leslie while driving to the shower.

09:54–12:08obsession · petty_grievance
11 ▸ 12:08
11 · Jerry's apartment · act2Shower Starts; Russians Arrive

Baby shower begins at Jerry's; Kramer brings Russian cable guys who start installing.

12:08–13:42scheme · social_rule_violation
12 ▸ 13:42
12 · Street · act2George Rehearses Outside

George practices his confrontation speech outside Jerry's building before entering.

13:42–15:02obsession · petty_grievance
13 · Jerry's apartment · act2Russians Ruin Shower

Russian installers eat all the food and fight; Jerry and George arrive mid-chaos.

15:02–16:07escalation · violence
14 · Jerry's apartment · act2George Fails; Mary Confronts Jerry

George can't confront Leslie; woman from Jerry's past accuses him of never calling back.

16:07–17:48humiliation · comeuppance
15 · Jerry's apartment · act3Guests Leave; Jerry Cancels Cable

Party ends badly; Jerry tells Russians he doesn't want cable anymore.

17:48–18:21avoidance · deal
16 · Jerry's apartment · act3Russians Demand $400; Break TV

Russians charge $400 instead of $150; break TV when Jerry refuses to pay.

18:21–19:13threat · violence
17 · Comedy Club · act3Stand-up: Women Control Life

Jerry jokes every woman controls his life yet he wants them all; asks about irony.

19:13–19:28obsession · double_standard
19 · Comedy Club · tagStand-up: End of Date Lies

Jerry analyzes the lies told at end of bad dates like 'take care now' meaning 'take off'.

20:10–22:04lie · social_rule_violation
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Episode facts

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Aired
1991-02-13
Overall
#9
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13.6M (US)
Pace
131 words/min · 131 questions

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