Jerry performs stand-up about unrealistic TV commercials and soda enthusiasm.

George tells Jerry how he secured a date after Lloyd shamed him into calling.

George declines Carol's offer to come up for coffee, not realizing it means sex.

Jerry's date Donna likes a cotton Dockers commercial that Jerry despises.

Jerry continues criticizing the Dockers commercial's style to Donna.

Jerry performs stand-up about the microscopic scrutiny applied during dating.

George panics about his coffee mistake while Jerry and Elaine advise him to call Carol.

Kramer offers Jerry a joke about ambulances, then gets kicked out so George can call Carol.

George leaves a long, awkward message on Carol's answering machine.

Elaine tells George her brother-in-law switched an answering machine tape to erase a costly mistake.

Jerry and Donna discuss I Love Lucy and lactose intolerance on a date.

Donna confronts Jerry after hearing he mocked her Dockers commercial preference to friends.

Kramer arrives, quotes the Dockers slogan, and Donna leaves ending the date.

George reveals Carol was away, never got messages, and recruits Jerry to swap the tape.

Jerry and George wait outside Carol's building and rehearse a signal for her arrival.

Carol arrives, meets Jerry, and insists on going upstairs to use the bathroom and check messages.

Jerry sings 'Lemon Tree' to warn George, who swaps the tape just before Carol checks her machine.

Jerry closes with stand-up about loving answering machines and hating cordless phones.