Jerry performs stand-up about pay phones and the phone company.

The group arrives, learns the wait, and George worries about Tatiana.

Jerry complains to Bruce after another party is seated first.

Elaine fails to win $50 by eating a stranger's egg roll.

George argues with a woman who cut the payphone line.

George delivers a furious monologue on the death of civility.

George reveals he fled Tatiana's apartment mid-sex due to bathroom privacy.

Jerry contrasts childhood restaurant excitement with current gluttony.

A regular named Cohen gets seated immediately, enraging George.

The mystery woman is Lorraine from Uncle Leo's office.

Jerry bribes Bruce $20 but gets no table.

Jerry tries to reclaim bribe; Bruce gives another '5-10 minutes'.

Tatiana calls for George but Bruce yells 'Cartwright'.

Defeated, George quits; Jerry heads to uncle's; they leave as table is called.

Jerry closes with stand-up about hunger and cannibalism.