Jerry performs stand-up about hating clothes and predicting future uniforms.

Jerry and Elaine shop; Jerry tries on expensive suede jacket with candy stripe lining.

Kramer admires Jerry's new jacket and convinces him to give away the old leather one.

George arrives singing 'Master of the House' uncontrollably; Jerry warns of Schumann's madness.

Jerry and George nervous about dinner; George badgers Jerry for jacket price.

Kramer asks Jerry and George to guard his double-parked car while he gets doves.

Jerry and George wait for Elaine; Alton intimidates them with war stories and silence.

Jerry leaves; George tries complimenting Alton's book but is brutally shut down.

Jerry and George hide in bathroom; decide to leave if Elaine doesn't arrive in ten minutes.

Jerry performs stand-up about fathers being intimidating creators of their own people.

George lies about phone call; waiter delivers message that Elaine will be 30 minutes late.

Alton insists on walking five blocks in snow; Jerry worries about suede jacket.

Elaine arrives explaining Kramer's car was towed with her inside; she walked in snow.

At restaurant, Alton mocks George's singing and Jerry's inside-out jacket; they eat.

Next morning, Kramer sees Jerry's snow-damaged suede jacket; laments losing both jackets.

Elaine says Alton enjoyed dinner; liked Jerry because he reminded him of Korean friend.

Kramer takes the ruined suede jacket; Jerry does stand-up on leather and cows.