Jerry performs stand-up about the logic of adultery and commitment.

Jerry, George, and Kramer discuss George's found money and Kramer's staining plans.

Elaine arrives and redirects the group to visit Roy in the hospital.

Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer visit Roy who has lost significant weight.

Roy reveals he lost weight because he was devastated after Elaine left him.

Dr. Siegel visits; Kramer questions retractors after 20/20 expose and gets invited to watch surgery.

George and Kramer return; George cries at Home Alone; they discuss Elaine and Roy.

Jerry tries to learn his date's name; she reveals it rhymes with a female body part.

Jerry and George brainstorm names rhyming with female body parts.

Jerry, Kramer, and George watch the splenectomy from the gallery; Kramer eats Junior Mints.

A Junior Mint flies from Kramer's hand into Roy's open abdominal cavity.

Back at the apartment, Jerry and Kramer debate confessing; Roy's condition worsens.

Elaine asks George to buy Roy's art to lift his spirits; George agrees using his $1900.

Jerry guesses Mulva; date leaves; Kramer ruins introduction scheme.

Jerry calls hospital; Roy recovers; George gets credit for inspiring recovery.

Jerry and Kramer visit Roy; Kramer suggests the Junior Mint staved off infection.

At Monk's, Kramer shows Olympia Dukakis autograph; Jerry's date reveals she knows his name is Joseph Poglia.

Jerry performs stand-up about childhood candy obsession and M&M color flavors.