Jerry compares single life to dictatorship and marriage to bureaucracy.

The gang discusses the Drake's engagement party and a doodled triangle.

They plan to chip in for a TV and scheme to borrow Frank's car.

Kramer convinces George to park in a handicapped spot at the mall.

They buy the TV, return to find a mob surrounding the car after a wheelchair accident.

They hide in the store until the mob leaves, but return to find the car demolished.

George lies to Frank about the car; Frank suggests George become his butler.

Jerry and Elaine plan dinner with the Drake to make up for missing the party.

Kramer visits the injured woman, falls in love, and demands a new wheelchair.

Kramer tests the expensive Cougar 9000 model but seeks cheaper options.

Jerry and Elaine visit the Drake, discover the engagement is off, and the TV was donated.

They buy a cheap used wheelchair lacking safety features for Lola.

Elaine calls the ex-fiancée and learns the TV was donated to charity.

George forces Elaine to call the charity; Kramer considers a yo-yo hobby.

Frank receives a volunteer award; police arrest him for handicap parking.

George becomes Frank's butler; Kramer reveals Lola dumped him for looks.

Kramer obsesses over his looks; George gets call about Lola's accident.

George shines Frank's shoes poorly; Frank orders him to retrieve the TV.

George and Kramer collect the TV from Allison's house for charity delivery.

George and Kramer head to the mall to return the TV for cash instead of delivering it.

Jerry closes with stand-up about the allure of handicap spots and Special Olympics parking.