Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the absurdity of health club security measures.

Jerry dates Sidra at the gym; Elaine insists her breasts are implants.

Jerry pressures Elaine to spy on Sidra in the sauna; George's dating issue revealed.

George aggressively maneuvers Betsy to sit on his left side at her apartment.

Betsy receives news of her aunt's death while George ignores the phone.

Elaine spies on Sidra in the sauna and reports the breasts are definitely fake.

George calls Betsy to arrange attending the funeral in Detroit.

Jerry ends it with Sidra over implants; Kramer claims he spotted Salman Rushdie at the gym.

Jerry and Kramer convince George to attend funeral; Kramer schemes for airline miles.

Elaine accidentally grabs Sidra's breasts in the sauna and realizes they are real.

Elaine tells Jerry and Kramer the breasts are real after sauna accident.

Kramer and George buy bereavement fare ticket; death certificate required for refund.

Jerry resolves to ask Sidra out again after Elaine's testimony.

Kramer chats with Sal Bass in the sauna, convinced he is Rushdie.

George attends funeral, gains boyfriend title, and secures death certificate from doctor.

Jerry and Kramer argue over Sal Bass's identity while Jerry prepares for Sidra's visit.

George double-dips a chip, fights Timmy, and gets dumped by Betsy.

Sidra visits Jerry; Kramer and Elaine interrupt, causing Sidra to storm out.

Betsy kicks George out; he fails to get airline refund with coffin photo.

Airline agent rejects George's coffin photo as proof of death.

Jerry closes with stand-up about liposuction and future restaurant fat-sucking.