S04E19 · SCENE 23/21 · 20:48
The Implant · Comedy Club
Stand-up: Cosmetic Surgery

Jerry closes with stand-up about liposuction and future restaurant fat-sucking.

20:48→21:32
in the episode · 0m 44s · S04E19
Stand-up: Cosmetic Surgery

What happens

20:48–21:32

Jerry performs the closing monologue, riffing on modern cosmetic surgery like liposuction. He imagines a future where fat-sucking machines are installed in restaurants, allowing diners to order dessert and immediately suction out the calories.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positiontag · aftermath
ThreadSidra's Breasts

Key lines

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20:49

The cosmetic surgery procedures that are available to people today- Liposuction. Are you familiar with this?

21:04

Give me the cheesecake, crank me up to nine and put a scoop of ice cream on the side.

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Beats

20:52Liposuction machine
21:04Restaurant fantasy

Scene in the episode

20:48–21:32
A · Sidra's Breasts
B · George's Funeral Trip
C · Kramer's Rushdie Mix-up

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