S04E19 · SCENE 1/21 · 00:02
The Implant · Comedy Club
Jerry's Stand-up: Gym Security

Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the absurdity of health club security measures.

00:02→00:38
in the episode · 0m 36s · S04E19

What happens

00:02–00:38

Jerry opens the episode with a monologue questioning why health clubs require high security like picture IDs and sign-in sheets. He jokes that members rarely attend, so there is no threat of people breaking in to steal exercise. He concludes that if an intruder is caught, they would just run away, which is aerobic exercise.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadSidra's Breasts

Key lines

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00:18

I mean, the people with a membership go twice a year. Who's breaking in?

00:30

Makes it even worse.

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deadpan0.8
petty grievance0.7
cheerful0.2
monologue

Beats

00:03Jerry questions gym security
00:27Joke about catching intruders

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00:02–00:38
A · Sidra's Breasts
B · George's Funeral Trip
C · Kramer's Rushdie Mix-up

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