S04E19 · SCENE 9/21 · 07:07
The Implant · Jerry's Apartment
Funeral Strategy & Bereavement Fare

Jerry and Kramer convince George to attend funeral; Kramer schemes for airline miles.

07:07→08:55
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Funeral Strategy & Bereavement Fare

What happens

07:07–08:55

Jerry and Kramer explain that the funeral grants George instant boyfriend status. Kramer suggests using a bereavement fare for 50% off, requiring a death certificate for refund. Kramer offers to buy the ticket on his frequent flyer account to earn miles for a Puerto Rico trip, while George pays a quarter of the price.

WhereJerry's Apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · scheme
ThreadGeorge's Funeral Trip

Key lines

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08:02

Then I'll get the bonus miles and you'll get to Detroit for a quarter of the price.

08:08

Boy, I'm getting a good sweat here. Great sweat. Good beads. Nice beads.

08:40

Said she's mentally ill.

08:48

Everything has gotta be just so. He would have made a great Nazi.

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scheme0.7
deadpan0.5
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Beats

07:18Funeral = 10 dates
08:02Kramer mileage scheme

Scene in the episode

07:07–08:55
A · Sidra's Breasts
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B · George's Funeral Trip
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C · Kramer's Rushdie Mix-up
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