S04E19 · SCENE 8/21 · 05:19
The Implant · Jerry's Apartment
Jerry Cancels Date; Kramer Sees Rushdie

Jerry ends it with Sidra over implants; Kramer claims he spotted Salman Rushdie at the gym.

05:19→07:07
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What happens

05:19–07:07

Jerry tells Elaine he cancelled the date with Sidra because of the implants, comparing it to Mickey Mantle corking his bat. Kramer enters, sweating, and announces he saw famous author Salman Rushdie working out at the health club. Jerry and Elaine are skeptical.

WhereJerry's Apartment
DriverJerry
Positionact1 · payoff
ThreadSidra's Breasts

Key lines

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05:29

It's like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat.

05:42

You don't unhook anything to get to a nose and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostrils.

06:55

I'm not her boyfriend. I wanna be her boyfriend.

07:00

It's like a sauna in here.

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misunderstanding0.4
petty grievance0.4
absurd0.3
obsession0.2
awkward0.2
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Beats

05:25Jerry cancels date
06:32Kramer claims Rushdie sighting

Scene in the episode

05:19–07:07
A · Sidra's Breasts
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B · George's Funeral Trip
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C · Kramer's Rushdie Mix-up
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