Jerry performs stand-up about aging and life expectancy statistics.

George complains about dating; Elaine recruits Jerry and George for senior volunteer work.

Kramer and Newman enter Jerry's apartment and pitch a used-record selling venture, while Jerry and George discuss their volunteer sign-up.

Ron's Records owner Jack lowballs Kramer and Newman for Jerry's albums.

Jerry visits his assigned senior Sid Fields, who is hostile and lets Jerry take his discarded records.

George panics about mortality while his senior Ben remains calm, then Ben fires George and leaves.

Elaine is horrified by Mrs Oliver's massive goiter but masks her reaction with awkward compliments.

The trio shares disastrous volunteer stories; Kramer reveals Sid's valuable records; they plan a return trip.

Kramer and Newman frantically load Sid's records while Sid watches angrily.

Sid attacks the group, bites Kramer, and his dentures fly into the garbage disposal.

Jerry leaves for a cab; Kramer, Newman, and George lose Sid on the street.

Elaine enjoys Mrs Oliver's stories of an affair with Gandhi, including the bald-head oil ritual.

Kramer and Newman argue with Jack over twenty dollars; records destroyed in melee.

Agency rep and Sid's son Tim confront Jerry; George found with housekeeper.

Phone line busy signals Sid's return; group finds him safe at his apartment.

Ben and Sid chat at the diner about Mrs Oliver, paralleling Jerry and George's dynamic.

Jerry closes with stand-up about aging bodies, bigger cars, and slow driving.