S04E18 · SCENE 3/17 · 02:59
The Old Man · Jerry's apartment
Kramer Newman Record Pitch

Kramer and Newman enter Jerry's apartment and pitch a used-record selling venture, while Jerry and George discuss their volunteer sign-up.

02:59→05:35
in the episode · 2m 36s · S04E18

What happens

02:59–05:35

Kramer and Newman arrive and propose selling Jerry's old records. Newman rants about postal job stress. Jerry and George mention their new volunteer assignments, and Kramer warns them it's a con.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverNewman
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadKramer & Newman records

Key lines

from this scene
04:03

Bilking people out of their life savings. Oh, yeah.

04:33

Newman and I are going partners, selling used records.

05:01

Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?

05:29

- Take anything you want. Yeah, yeah.

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Scene DNA

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scheme0.8
absurd0.7
chaotic0.3
lie0.2
rapid back and forth

Beats

03:43Volunteer sign-up revealed
04:32Records partnership proposed
05:10Newman mail stress rant

Scene in the episode

02:59–05:35
A · Jerry & Sid
B · George & Ben
C · Elaine & Mrs Oliver
D · Kramer & Newman records

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