S04E18 · SCENE 1/17 · 00:03
The Old Man · Comedy Club
Jerry Stand-up Life Expectancy

Jerry performs stand-up about aging and life expectancy statistics.

00:03→00:39
in the episode · 0m 36s · S04E18

What happens

00:03–00:39

Jerry opens with a monologue comparing modern life expectancy to ancient times, joking about driver's licenses at age five and moving to Florida in your teens.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadJerry & Sid

Key lines

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00:04

The life expectancy now is 72, I think, for men.

00:30

His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old."

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weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.2
cheerful0.2
monologue

Beats

00:10Life expectancy was 30 joke
00:22Florida spring break origin

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00:03–00:39
A · Jerry & Sid
B · George & Ben
C · Elaine & Mrs Oliver
D · Kramer & Newman records

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