Jerry performs stand-up about the freedom of adulthood and eating cookies.

Jerry wakes up laughing and writes down a joke from his dream.

Jerry can't read his note; George fakes a heart attack at the diner.

George is taken to Manhattan Memorial via ambulance.

George checks into the ER and mentions his childhood tonsillectomy.

Kramer visits George and asks for his Blackhawks jacket if he dies.

Kramer asks to call Susan Davis; George dramatizes his impending death.

Jerry mimics smothering George; Elaine arrives and stops it.

Elaine reassures George; George asks if anyone is getting his apartment.

George promises to adopt a Zen lifestyle if he survives.

Doctor confirms no heart attack but recommends tonsillectomy for regrown tonsils.

George and doctor discuss tonsil history; Elaine and Jerry joke about family tonsil feuds.

Doctor explains surgery under anesthesia; promises ice cream after.

Elaine flirts with the doctor; Kramer praises hospital cafeteria.

Kramer warns against surgery; tells horror story of Bob Sacamano.

Kramer suggests Tor Eckman, a holistic healer, for $38 vs $4000 surgery.

Jerry, George, Kramer visit Tor Eckman; Jerry admits he's there for material.

George complains about sexual dysfunction; Kramer's foot on furniture.

Eckman diagnoses disharmony; prescribes tea, no hot water, no dairy.

Elaine on date with doctor; he holds her tongue and lectures on anatomy.

George drinks tea, turns purple; EMTs fight over missing Chuckle candy.

Ambulance driver fights EMT, crashes; George and Jerry wear neck braces.

Elaine rejects doctor's kiss due to his tongue obsession.

Kramer recounts the ambulance fight and crash to Jerry and George.

Jerry asks surgery cost; Kramer says Eckman feels better already.

Elaine brings ice cream, leaves quickly to avoid the doctor.

Jerry realizes his note was the movie dialogue: 'Flaming globes of Zigmond'.

Jerry closes with stand-up about hypochondriacs and future heart attack cures.