Jerry, George, and Kramer discuss the etiquette of waiting for friends at Monk's.

Kramer reveals Jerry's bounced check is posted at a bodega; George announces a prison visit; Elaine introduces bald boyfriend Kurt.

Jerry pays Marcelino but cannot retrieve his bounced check due to store policy.

George tours a minimum-security women's prison and meets librarian Celia, disappointed by the lack of violence.

George explains to Jerry and Kramer the advantages of dating a prisoner, including no pop-ins and conjugal visits.

Elaine discovers Kurt has thick hair under his shaved head and fantasizes about dating his hair.

Kramer shows off his chicken, named Little Jerry Seinfeld, but Jerry identifies it as a rooster.

George finishes a date with Celia; Jerry's parents call about the bounced check seen by Uncle Leo.

Jerry argues with his parents who insist on mailing him $50 despite his protests.

George learns Celia is up for parole and tries to sabotage it; Elaine realizes Kurt is going bald as his hair grows in patchy.

Kramer visits the bodega; Marcelino proposes a cockfight deal to remove Jerry's check.

George visits Celia in prison; she tells him she's up for parole. Kramer explains the cockfight deal to Jerry.

Kramer reports Little Jerry won his first cockfight in two seconds; the opponent fled.

George learns Celia broke out of prison after being denied parole; he views fugitive dating as an upgrade.

Marcelino refuses to remove the check unless Kramer sells him Little Jerry for future fixed fights.

Kramer refuses to sell Little Jerry, accusing Jerry of jealousy over the rooster's success.

George gives a damaging character reference for Celia's parole hearing, implying she is planning crimes.

Marcelino visits Jerry's apartment and demands Little Jerry throw the third round of tomorrow's main event.

George gives Kurt a brutal pep talk about his impending baldness, urging him to live fully in his final hairy months.

Escaped convict Celia shows up at George's door; Kurt proposes to Elaine to maximize time before baldness.

George brags to Jerry about the thrill of dating an escaped convict while Jerry prepares for the cockfight.

Elaine shows Jerry the engagement ring; Jerry notes Kurt will be bald in a few years; they head to the cockfight.

At the cockfight, Kramer dives to save Little Jerry from a massive opponent and gets pecked; George and Kurt are arrested.