S08E11 · SCENE 5/23 · 04:40
The Little Jerry · Jerry's apartment
Dating a Convict Perks

George explains to Jerry and Kramer the advantages of dating a prisoner, including no pop-ins and conjugal visits.

04:40→06:10
in the episode · 1m 30s · S08E11
Dating a Convict Perks

What happens

04:40–06:10

Back at Jerry's apartment, George reveals he asked Celia out. He lists benefits: he always knows where she is, zero competition, and no surprise visits. Kramer stores chicken feed in Jerry's fridge and reveals he bought a chicken.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadPrison Dating

Key lines

from this scene
04:42

Well, not out. She's a prisoner.

05:41

Well, it's chicken feed.

05:45

l sense something is afoot.

06:05

Hold it. Hold it. Here. l got it. Catch.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.8
scheme0.7
petty grievance0.5
cheerful0.4
lie0.3
rapid back and forthmonologue

Beats

05:50Kramer bought chicken

Scene in the episode

04:40–06:10
A · Bounced Check
B · Prison Dating
C · Rooster Fighting
D · Baldness Crisis

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