S02E11 · SCENE 21/28 · 12:15
The Chinese Restaurant · Healer's Apartment
George's Orgasm Complaint

George complains about sexual dysfunction; Kramer's foot on furniture.

12:15→12:55
in the episode · 0m 40s · S02E11

What happens

12:15–12:55

George details his sexual history: from premature to delayed ejaculation, claiming he never had a 'medium orgasm' and you could do taxes in the time it takes. Kramer puts his foot on a table; Eckman tells him to remove it. Eckman asks George's birth month (April) and says he should have been born in August.

WhereHealer's Apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadGeorge's Tonsil Ordeal

Key lines

from this scene
12:19

I'm here strictly for material. And I have a feeling this is a potential gold mine. I still think you're nuts, though.

12:44

I never had a normal medium orgasm.

12:50

I never had a really good pickle.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.7
obsession0.4
humiliation0.3
awkward0.3
rapid back and forthmonologue

Beats

12:37George orgasm timeline
13:20Born in August verdict

Scene in the episode

12:15–12:55
B · Jerry's Lost Joke
C · Elaine's Tongue Date

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