S02E11 · SCENE 32/28 · 20:33
The Chinese Restaurant · Comedy Club
Stand-up: Hypochondriacs & Medical Tech
Jerry closes with stand-up about hypochondriacs and future heart attack cures.
20:33→22:05
in the episode · 1m 32s · S02E11
What happens
20:33–22:05Jerry performs closing stand-up contrasting hypochondriacs with people who deny illness. He jokes about future medical tech making heart attacks as trivial as headaches, mimicking a TV infomercial 'Clear!' device.
Key lines
from this scene20:48JERRY: Intravenous, heart-lung machine. I never felt better in my life."
20:58JERRY: In fact, it's probably only a matter of time before a heart attack becomes like a headache.
21:04JERRY: We'll just see people on TV going: "I had a heart attack this big...
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
20:42Hypochondriac types
21:04Heart attack headache future
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20:33–22:05B · Jerry's Lost Joke
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