S02E11 · SCENE 1/28 · 00:01
The Chinese Restaurant · Comedy Club
Jerry's Cookie Monologue
Jerry performs stand-up about the freedom of adulthood and eating cookies.
00:01→00:57
in the episode · 0m 56s · S02E11
What happens
00:01–00:57Jerry delivers a stand-up routine about the joys of adulthood, specifically the ability to eat unlimited cookies and ruin one's appetite without consequence. He jokes about calling his mother to brag about ruining his appetite.
Key lines
from this scene00:07I'll tell you reason number one:
00:48I've got millions of them. I ruin them whenever I want.
Scene DNA
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Beats
00:10Jerry explains adult cookie privileges
00:31Jerry mimics calling his mother
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